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  • Party Pooper Poo - Merchant of Magic
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    Party Pooper Poo

    Scare your friends and family with this Fake Realistic Poop you can leave to be discovered

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  • Squirt Gum - Merchant of Magic
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    Squirt Gum

    We always recommend that you squirt water into someone's face when offering them gum! This is the perfect tool to do just that. A brilliant water j...

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  • Loaded Dice - Merchant of Magic
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    Loaded Dice

    These loaded dice are perfect for adding into board games to cause mayhem This is a pair of Loaded Dice in a traditional black and white colour...

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  • Frothing Fake Blood Capsules - Merchant of Magic
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    Frothing Fake Blood Capsules

    You might want to become a frightening vampire or just look like you have been in a fight..  Fake Blood Capsules are exactly what you are going to...

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  • Black Eye Wonderscope - Merchant of Magic
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    Black Eye Wonderscope

    Black eye wonderscope. Just ask a friend to have a look through your brilliant kaleidoscope. When they look though and press it to their eye it wi...

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  • 200 Politically Correct One-Liner Jokes for Magicians by Wolfgang Riebe eBook - INSTANT DOWNLOAD - Merchant of Magic
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    200 Politically Correct One-Liner Jokes for Magicians by Wolfgang Riebe eBook - INSTANT DOWNLOAD

    The world has changed - radically! Being an entertainer and telling jokes has gone from 'having fun' with the audience to complaints about every p...

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  • Cockroach In Sweet Wrapper - Merchant of Magic
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    Cockroach In Sweet Wrapper

    The cockroach in sweet wrapper joke never fails to make people scream with shock when they discover the horrible surprise Great at Christmas to po...

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  • Fly in Ice Cube - Merchant of Magic
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    Fly in Ice Cube

    Imagine taking a sip of your ice cold drink and finding a fly in the glass! Imagine watching someone else discovering that... they freak out at th...

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  • Bugs - Merchant of Magic
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    Bugs

    The cockroach bug joke is the perfect way to have everyone go crazy! Left in a bed or in the kitchen... It works a treat!  Dark brown rubber but i...

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  • Blood Sweets - Pack of 3 - Merchant of Magic
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    Blood Sweets - Pack of 3

    Blood Sweets make your mouth and teeth turn red to look like blood. Amaze your friends and fool your enemies.. 3 sweets that turn your mouth red ...

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  • Wiggley Worms - Merchant of Magic
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    Wiggley Worms

    Wiggly Worms make a brilliant joke when it comes to food.... Add to a salad, or in a bowl of noodles and wait for the screams.....  

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  • Sneezing Powder - Merchant of Magic
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    Sneezing Powder

    Sneezing powder can make anyone feel like hay fever. This isn't your mums old sneezing powder.. this is double strength! It's going to swing your ...

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  • Nail Through Finger - Merchant of Magic
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    Nail Through Finger

    The Nail Through Finger is a great joke to freak out anyone. Great for fooling your your friends and family. Why not add some fake blood for that ...

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  • Whoopie Cushion - Merchant of Magic
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    Whoopie Cushion

    The classic joke that everyone loves The Original Whoopee Cushion!  Just blow up  with air like a balloon, and then pop the whoopie cushion on a c...

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  • Jumping Bandaged Finger - Merchant of Magic
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    Jumping Bandaged Finger

      Jokes Jumping Bandaged Finger.  Show someone your finger and make them jump as it springs towards them. 

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  • Hot Sweets - Pack of 3 Sweets - Merchant of Magic
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    Hot Sweets - Pack of 3 Sweets

    Seriously Hot Sweets These little devils will have your victim glugging water like crazyAlthough these look like delicious orange flavour sweeties,...

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  • Bone Cracker - Merchant of Magic
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    Bone Cracker

    Expand the bone cracker and hide it in your hand. Crush it and it creates a gross and realistic cracking sound! Crack your neck or a spectator's. G...

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  • Dog Poo - Merchant of Magic
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    Dog Poo

    Joke Dog Poo. Leave it on the floor in just the right spot and see your victim recoil in horror.  This super realistic Joke Dog Poop is specially d...

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  • Squirting Lighter - Merchant of Magic
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    Squirting Lighter

    We never recommend playing with firm, but it your lighter is full of water, ready to squirt in someone's face.. well that's OK then! Fits in as a p...

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  • Wonder Fool Box - Merchant of Magic
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    Wonder Fool Box

    The Wonder Fool Box will drive everyone crazy.  Place a bank note, message, or just a sweety inside and bet that your friends and family can't open...

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  • Wobbly Pencil - Merchant of Magic
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    Wobbly Pencil

    It there one person in the office that needs to be pranked?  Swap one of their normal pencils with this wobbly pencil and just watch them try to wr...

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  • Squirt Ring - Merchant of Magic
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    Squirt Ring

    Give someone a surprise with this perfect little practical joke. Put the squirt ring on your finger and hit your target with a jet of water. 

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  • Soap Sweets - Pack of 3 Sweets - Merchant of Magic
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    Soap Sweets - Pack of 3 Sweets

    Soap Sweets. Classic sweets that give you the clean taste of soap! Ever been told "I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap"? Well now you can si...

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  • Smelly Feet Sweets - Pack of 3 Sweets - Merchant of Magic
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    Smelly Feet Sweets - Pack of 3 Sweets

    Smelly feet Sweets. Do you love the taste of smelly feet? No, we don't either,,, but perhaps it's time to see if your friends and family do? Imagin...

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  • Pimples and Warts - Merchant of Magic
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    Pimples and Warts

    Pimple and wart  that are perfect for when you want to appear illIncludes one wart and one pimple. 

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  • Magic Candles - Merchant of Magic
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    Magic Candles

    The perfect birthday party prank Making fun of the special birthday boy or girl with candles that won't blow out! Try to blow them out, they light ...

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  • Jumping Beans - Merchant of Magic
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    Jumping Beans

    Put them on the palm of your hand or on the table and watch them jump about. Like little pets! **Choking hazard** Not suitable for children under 3...

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  • Horrible Finger - Merchant of Magic
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    Horrible Finger

    You can really fool someone with this severed finger joke. 

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  • Fishy Sweets - Pack of 3 Sweets - Merchant of Magic
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    Fishy Sweets - Pack of 3 Sweets

    Fishy Sweets are without a doubt HORRIBLE! These will turn anyones stomach! These horrors come in sweet form and deliver load of gross fishy taste,...

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  • Fart Whistle - Merchant of Magic
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    Fart Whistle

    Would you like to be able to fart anytime, at a moments notice.... Who wouldn't! Well with this fart whistle you can! Just blow into it and it will...

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  • Fake Joke Lottery Scratch Cards - Merchant of Magic
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    Fake Joke Lottery Scratch Cards

    Joke Lotto Tickets - 3 Fake Winning Scratch Cards The perfect ticket for a load of laughs! Just like the real thing, these fake lottery tickets wil...

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  • Fake Car Scratch - Merchant of Magic
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    Fake Car Scratch

    The perfect prank to do on a car owner! You can easily make a new car look as if it were damaged. Just pop this onto the bodywork of any vehicle an...

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  • Fake Bullet Holes - Merchant of Magic
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    Fake Bullet Holes

    Joke stick on bullet holes Not suitable for children under 5 years old. 

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  • Buzzer Shock Ring - Merchant of Magic
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    Buzzer Shock Ring

    The buzzer shock ring! This Hand Buzzer gives anyone who shakes your hand a big surprise! A powerful vibration that feels like an electrical shock ...

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  • Blue Mouth Sweets - Pack of 3 Sweets - Merchant of Magic
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    Blue Mouth Sweets - Pack of 3 Sweets

    Blue Mouth Sweets and a classic for the joker, turning the victims mouth bright blue! Add them into a pack of normal sweets so they 'fit in' and yo...

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  • Snappy Chewing Gum - Merchant of Magic
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    Snappy Chewing Gum

    Finally a way to stop people asking for your gum. Snappy Gum will put your friends off for life! Although it looks like a normal pack of chewing gu...

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  • Fifty Hilarious Jokes and Pranks Set - Merchant of Magic
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    Fifty Hilarious Jokes and Pranks Set

    Give your mates a laugh or a fright (or both) with this collection of 50 vintage jokes and pranks. The gift tin includes everything you need to pul...

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  • 100 Card Trick One-Liner Jokes by Wolfgang Riebe eBook - INSTANT DOWNLOAD - Merchant of Magic
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    100 Card Trick One-Liner Jokes by Wolfgang Riebe eBook - INSTANT DOWNLOAD

    The most popular magic tricks amongst magicians are card tricks, yet there are few jokes and sayings that cover those 'quiet' moments between trick...

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  • 100 Assistant One-Liner Jokes by Wolfgang Riebe eBook - INSTANT DOWNLOAD - Merchant of Magic
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    100 Assistant One-Liner Jokes by Wolfgang Riebe eBook - INSTANT DOWNLOAD

    Are you a speaker or entertainer who interacts with your audience? If an audience member or volunteer makes a witty comment - how do you respond? H...

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  • 687 One-Liner Jokes by Wolfgang Riebe eBook - INSTANT DOWNLOAD - Merchant of Magic
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    687 One-Liner Jokes by Wolfgang Riebe eBook - INSTANT DOWNLOAD

    If it's laughter you want, then this is the book for you. It contains short, one-line jokes covering a broad variety of topics, and is ideal for ma...

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  • 100 Magician One-Liner Jokes by Wolfgang Riebe eBook - INSTANT DOWNLOAD - Merchant of Magic
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    100 Magician One-Liner Jokes by Wolfgang Riebe eBook - INSTANT DOWNLOAD

    What do you say while performing a magic trick? Here are 100 short one-liner jokes and comments. These cover a variety of topics and tricks that wi...

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  • Stink Bombs - Merchant of Magic
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    Stink Bombs

    Whether your goal is to clear out a whole room or play a practical joke on your friends or family these Stink Bombs are sure to gross out your inte...

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  • Fun Snaps - Merchant of Magic
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    Fun Snaps

    The stuff of misspent youth! These innocent-looking little paper parcels produce a powerful bang when thrown onto the ground or stepped on. Even t...

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  • Theatrical Smoke Bombs - Merchant of Magic
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    Theatrical Smoke Bombs

    These smoke bombs are great fun. Perfect for theatre performances, school performance or even to jazz up your children’s party! These can also be ...

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  • Fart Spray - Merchant of Magic
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    Fart Spray

    Now you can unleash a cloud of whiff, with your very own Fart Spray! This harmless looking can  is loaded with the most powerful stinking gas that...

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  • Wicked Pranks & Jokes Set - Merchant of Magic
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    Wicked Pranks & Jokes Set

    Wreak havoc at any occasion with this hilarious collection of mischief-making jokes, seriously funny stunts and up to date pranks for the modern da...

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